The Blue Line

I don't really like police people. I'm not sure why this is, because if I was ever in trouble - they are the first people that I would call..... So I had a rethink and its not the police in general - its the people that make up the police force. But what do I really know though - since I have NEVER been in trouble and despite the odd speeding ticket - oh hang on - now I remember!!!

Anyway, my friend Mandy is training to be a police person. I think she will be great!! When she does become a policewoman - she will then boost my friends (or people I know and like) that work the blue line to a total of four ;-). One of these people that I like is my cousin who is a sergeant, married and a father of four.... what a life!! He is doing a great job and we are proud of him and his awesome wife! He shares some really great stories and lessons that he learns during his work. I've asked him if I can use them and he has allowed me to do that. I have taken out his name and references that might connect him to these stories ;-)

 I dedicate this blog to my friend Mandy who is an inspiration to us all that if you put your mind to something - you can do anything you want - and there are no excuses....

HOUDINI
"Picked up this drunk as dude today.. Only word i could get out of him was "yeh". dude was smashed.. So anywayz took him bak to the station n whilst searching him, discovered his pants was on backwardz.. I thort that was a bit strange. I told him to remove his belt.. The numpty just stood there staring at his belt.. he Couldnt find his buckle.. Cause his belt was actuali buckled up backwards as well.. I guess thts the reason he had peed himself.. Hahaha too funi.. He some kinda drunk houdini.."

HALLOWEEN
"My boyz are runin rownd the view scarin tha locals.. Im drivn round ***** doin the same.. Except i dnt hv a costume....im makin every day halloween. Hahaha.."

BLACK OPS for REALZ
"Had firearms training today.. One of the perks of the job.... 10 outa 10 wit the glock.....10 outa 10 wit the m4 bushmaster (rifle) Yeyah.. Beats black ops n e day.."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
"Spent my morning sorting out other peoples dramaz.. Brother and sister scrapping over who has to clean the house.. Sister rang the cops.. So i turned up. Told them to stop fighting and called mum hme frm work to sort her kids out.. Oh yeh and the kidz are in there mid twenties.. Hapi birthdae to me..yay..hahaha"

WHANAU 

"Heres a "better work story" Bout a month ago at wrk driving down the main street of ****, saw a couple of guys fighting in the middle of the road.. Jumped out n grabbed the guy who lukd lik he had the upper hand.. Dude turned n straight punched me right in the face..cheeky fula. so i pinned him against my car, thats whn six of his drunk agro mates surounded me. Back up was still 10 mins away.... Things were bout to get really messy. Thn a dude stepped up outta the crowd a says "hey ur ****, i remember u frm ****, do u need a hand" the agro dudes were tryn to push the cuzzy outa the way.. Gav me just enuff time to cuff my boy n turn to deal wit the crowd. shot cuzzy u savd my bacon.. I thnk he was one of the "*****" frm *****..lik the wise six60 said "dont forget your roots my friend, dont forget your family"... So true.. No mattr what, family always got ur bak.."

 

Cousin - you are a legend!! Mandy - wishing you all the best in reaching your aspirations! You are amazing!!

 

Yours in friendship,

 

Mxo